[Based on a real conversation I had recently with a co-worker and friend, who is usually quite tolerant of my eccentricities, even if she doesn’t follow or agree with them…]
FRIEND: Who are you, and what have you done to my Lisa?
ME: (blank stare)…
FRIEND: No, seriously. Where did she go, and how do I get her back?
ME: (shrugging, while shaking my head slowly, confused)…
FRIEND: I want my Lisa back!! Make it happen!
*** [fast forward 2 days or so]***
FRIEND: I told you I want my Lisa back!! Where is she?!
ME: I’m sorry…? I don’t know…? how…?